Tuesday, November 3, 2009

To Do List

-- Illegally immigrate to another country.

-- Witness a hobo rivalry.

-- Swing from a chandelier.

--Have a popular rock song written about me.

-- Hitchhike anywhere.

-- Get caught up in a Presidential scandal.

-- Try to find real fairies in Ireland.

-- Ride an elephant.

-- Start the next Underground Railroad that frees women from oppression.

-- Get deported.

-- Hug every orphaned child.

-- Write the next great American novel.

-- Maybe start to consider the possibility of an exercise routine.

-- Become skilled as a deadly assassin, just not practiced.

-- Find out if penguin meat tastes like chicken.

1 comment:

  1. Erin,

    Your honesty, humor, and insight is astounding to me. I think that you are a great and entertaining writer. On one hand, you are articulate and well-thought out in terms of what you say. On the other hand, you have a sense of humor that makes your blog and your writing in general very compelling and captivating. Keep up the great work!

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